Facing the Book...

Facebook is not my friend. I don't know him. He doesn't know me.
I've been trying really hard to know him but i think he's playing hard to catch.
And I've tried coaxing him to pinch others, make vampires out of them but he simply refused.
What a loyal friend.
So it might be my loss if i don't try to get to know him. So i'll try again.
But still, the mention of him makes my blood boil.
At the same time, he sets my heart racing whenever he acknowledges my presence by sending invitations to me at times.
What should i do about him? Help!