Colour Me Bad...

I'm back...with just another post after soooooo long. I can't help it. Guess i've been working very hard. Trying to play hard too, but nowadays, i gotta admit i'm quite a LOSER. A lot more work, much less play. With life so unhappening, i decided it needed some spicing up.
I decided that my legs ain't colourful enough. I mean, it's only beige and ain't quite pretty. So i decided to add some colour to them. Red. Blue. And Purple.
And i did it using one of the most unconventional methods. Not with coloured pens or poster colours. My method took but only three seconds: heels got caught in my pants, went into kneeling position before tumbling down four to five steps. Thump! Thump! Thump!
There! Done! Takers anyone?
Warning: Super effective as a colour enhancer. Colours only wear off after 3 weeks or so. Not removable before that. Initial excruciating pain expected, especially in the immediate ten seconds after.
P/s: This method is also a good test of balance. I was amazed at how i managed to stay in the prayer position throughout the five steps down. At that instant, i had a better understanding of the term "Stairway to heaven".