House Rules for Crawlies

Ms Big Thumber Crusher have kindly agreed to let you crawlies stay on the premise. Ms Crusher respects any form of life and believes in peace and harmony. While she fears karmic repercussions, you should not try to test her limits. Here are some house rules that you should strictly adhere to, failing which, your lives may be at stake.

- Never try to attack Ms Crusher
Little red ants, you have been warned! You're not to give stinging bites to Ms Crusher that will send her writhing with anger. In fact, you should just disappear from sight. If not, Ms Crusher will finish you off with one fatal blow. She will not care if she will be born a red ant her next life. No due explanations will suffice. That Ms Crusher smells like a piece of fruit cake to you is no valid reason.

- No sportsmen allowed
Mr High Jump Olympiad Lizzy seemed to have a penchant for jumping high out from cups, delivering bouts of frantic shock to Ms Crusher. That Ms Crusher invaded your space is abominable explanation because the cup is Ms Crusher's drinking cup. While there might be nothing Ms Crusher could do in that split second in which she was recovering from shock, Mr High Jump Olympiad Lizzy is advised that it is never wise to scare a woman because her kind knows no depth when it comes to vengeful thoughts. Yesterday, Mr High Jump Olympiad Lizzy's compatriot, and possibly admirer, Mr Flabby Lizzy upped the ante by trying to perform the act in the dark. Ms Crusher switched from her midnite sleepy mode to hyper awake mode upon being at the receiving end of his rite of passage. Be warned again. Do not test her limits. The third lizzy to try the clandestine act will be cursed forever.

- No sharing of common toilet
Ms Crusher does not appreciate an audience when she's bathing. The Mothy family should take note of that. Your fleeter flattering around the toilet keeps her on tenterhooks and she cannot enjoy her bathroom singing because of that. Your mere presence in an enclosed area gives her goose pimples. Mr Mothy, you are responsible in ensuring that no such occurrence happen again. Take special care to keep Baby Teeny Weeny Mothy out of sight.

- No internal flights allowed
The Croachy family has been banned from flying. Anyone from Crawlie kingdom who sees the family resorting to illegal aviation means is strongly encouraged to report their misdeed. The Croachy family will be smacked on sight should you attempt to fly. Mr Elderly Crusher will see to that. That you have been around for millions of years does not give you the prerogative to throw your weight around. Your loud buzzy wings really is more noise pollution than you would admit.