The Jogger's Monologue

8:30 p.m. Ok, i should go for a jog.
Cool air.
(Performs a high jump over gray matter) Why are people burning offerings now?
Better avoid stepping on them. In case i get possessed if i offend the spirits.
Hmmm...knees seems to be cranky again. I can feel it.
Almost 30. Gasp! I'm one-third through my life, suppose i live to 90?
Oh dear, oh dear.
Nice song on 987. Hmmm, don't quite like it afterall.
Sounds too young for my age.
(Tunes to class 95)
Nice. I must be super cao-lao. i like class 95 since sec school.
I can do this. I can jog. I hate jogging but i must jog.
Feels good to jog just so i can eat. A LOT. Still better to exercise and eat a lot than to curb my eating.
Yoga is really helping. I'm not panting at all. At the park now. Really cool air.
Don't look into the dark. Might just see eyes and be possessed. Be brave now. Just act normal.
Hey, isn't she my neighbour? Wait, she's with her GIRLFRIEND. She looks stumped. She's making me feel embarrassed cos i'm really ok with such things.
Wah, this guy jogs really fast. Wah, torso soaked in perspiration. Not too bad a bod but shoulders are not broad enough.
Shall go another round.
Oh, that can't be my neighbour. Looks like a 'he' now. Taller than my neighbour and slimmer.
Wah soaked torso zooming past me again. Quite a sexy sight.
Hmmm, if i blog about this, they're going to think that i'm perverted again. Sigh, what's wrong with looking at bods?
"No matter" playing on radio. "No matter what they tell us.."What? Song's from 1990? And I'm humming happily to it?Sigh. Getting old?
I better check to see nobody's around. Nobody. Ok, i can sing. Don't want to be caught singing out loud with a stranger beside me again.
Hmmm, I should blog about my jog.