Statistical Woes...

Week into school practicum = 3rd (11 days passed)
No. of occasions where blood pressure shot = 9
No. of occasions where blood pressure shot, with vessels almost bursting = 2
No. of months blood pressure have not shot = 1
No. of years to not have tested the tenacity of blood vessels = infinite
No. of days spent thinking about lesson plans = 11 (not inclusive of dreams)
No. of days I exercised = 2
No. of days fretting over not exercising but not doing anything about it = 15
No. of days thinking about making exercise resolutions = 3
No. of days craving for cheesecakes = 15
No. of times craving for cheesecakes satisfied = 0
No. of occasions i ate like a pig = Sundays plus steamboat last Saturday
No. of days hoping for school practicum to be over = infinite
No. of days trying to stay positive = 11
No. of days hoping for school practicum to be over = infinite
No. of days hoping for school practicum to be over = infinite
No. of blog posts since school practicum = 1
No. of days hoping for school practicum to be over = infinite
No. of days hoping for school practicum to be over = infinite
No. of days hoping for school practicum to be over = infinite
No. of days hoping for school practicum to be over = infinite
No. of days hoping for school practicum to be over = infinite